Raunak Hajela

@raunakhajela

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We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore! Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.

Must go faster. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. What do they got in there? King Kong?

You really think you can fly that thing? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Checkmate… Life finds a way.

Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance. Did he just throw my cat out of the window? God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Checkmate… Just my luck, no ice.

Did he just throw my cat out of the window? You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

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